Hu's
on First
By
James Sherman
(We take you now to the Oval
Office.)
George: Condi! Nice to see you.
What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report
here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of
China.
George: That's what I want to
know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling
you.
George: That's what I'm asking
you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me
for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is
leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who
is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not
tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is
in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to
know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the
U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you
mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at
the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please
make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of
China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the
Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and
two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.) Condi:
Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a
couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China.
And the Middle East. Can you get
Chinese food in the Middle East?
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